Funny scenes for high school students can consecrate many topics and problems of modern children. These are upcoming exams, graduation, leisure activities and the choice of a future profession. Also, a wide field for imagination is the relationship of schoolchildren and parents. We offer funny sketches about school for high school students, which are suitable for any holidays. They will bring diversity and will certainly amuse the audience!
"Boxing"
Funny scenes for high school students can be the most diverse and unusual. For example, the following.
Literature lesson. Children are reading a book. The teacher is studying the magazine, and the two guys are bored.
First student: You took my pen for me, as if I were a lady. (Pushes him)
Second student: Are they sorry or something? On! (Throws a pen at his collar).
First student: (Holds a fist to his face) Well, that’s all, the kapets came.
Second student: These are those kirdyk, miserable! (He gives a cuff to the case. A scuffle begins in the form of pushes with fists and replicas, "What are you ?!", "And what are you?".)
A teacher unexpectedly approaches: "Boxing, boxing, boxing ..."
In the class there is a pause and instant silence.
Growing up
Looking for original funny scenes for high school students and their parents? We offer an interesting scenario that does not require much preparation.
Participants: announcer, mother, girl.
Announcer: Happy moment, happy hour. My daughter went to first grade.
Mom and daughter go on stage.
Mom: Daughter, did you like it at school, how many fives?
Daughter: (Enthusiastic) Teacher, like a fairy, everyone is friends with me, I got 3 fives!
Announcer: The fifth year is over, here the fifth grader is coming.
Mom and daughter in every exit dress.
Mom: Well, daughter, how are you? How many asked you what is there at school?
Daughter: (Woefully) Petrov is a goat, again he pulled me by the scythe. Today in the eye gave him. For some reason they called you to the director ...
Announcer: And now the years are flying again, and the eighth grader is a child.
Daughter in a short skirt, with fleece under punk.
Mom: Daughter, dear, how’s the director waiting for me again?
Daughter: (With anger) All darkness is continuous, and all the bastards. Petrova was set on fire again, the commission called you.
Announcer: A dozen years have passed and now, a tenth grader is coming.
Daughter heavily made up, in defiant clothes. Mom in a headscarf is sitting, having frowned.
Mom: Hi, dear, how are you? Have you been to school today?
Daughter: What school, there are affairs, it’s high time with Petrov to the registry office ...
"Who took Ishmael?"
If you need small school skits funny for high school students, you can use the following idea.
Participants: high school students, teacher, director.
On the stage you can put 2 desks, a chair for the teacher.
The teacher enters the class, greets.
Teacher: Repeat homework. So, Sidorov!
Sidorov: But what about me right away?
Teacher: Sidorov, tell me, who took Ishmael?
Sidorov: Mary Ivanovna, I didn’t take anything, honestly I didn’t take it, that’s all Ivanov.
Ivanov: What Ishmael, I didn’t see anything, it's not me!
Teacher: (Angrily) Everything, my patience has burst! I call the director.
Leaves and leads the director.
Teacher: We are already the third lesson can not find out who took Ishmael?
Director: And what is 10-B? No, these will not be returned!
Five for Sincerity
Another version of the script from the series "funny sketches about school for high school students."
High school students have an math exam. At the back desk there is a commission, the teacher in his place.
Teacher: Petrov, I see everything, put the cheat sheet on the table!
The student gives the cheat sheet. Sits down, but spins.
Teacher: Petrov, do not disturb others.
Petrov: (gets up) Dear Marya Ivanovna, I’ve been teaching your mathematics for ten years, but I still don’t understand. I can sit here for five days, but I won’t decide anything. Help the poor child. (Laughs in the classroom)
Teacher: Petrov, one more such trick and I will expel you, you will come for a retake.
The student sits down, spins again, looks at the sheet, trying to decide, and jumps up again.
Petrov: Marya Ivanovna, Marya Ivanovna, you know that now I suddenly won’t get smarter and decide nothing!
Laughter in the classroom, members of the commission also chuckle.
Marya Ivanovna: (with sympathy) Dear Vasya, if you think well, then you will succeed. Sit down and do not disturb others.
Petrov sits down and after a minute jumps again: Maria Ivanovna, I can’t get the hell out of me! (Laughter in class)
A commission member gets up and sits down to Petrov: Well, let's see what you can’t do there!
"Disco Star"
The scenes are funny for high school students, short and musical, diversify any concert.
Participants: high school students, two girlfriends.
Moving music sounds, but students dance slowly and modestly. A cheerful guy runs in and begins to dance actively, without falling into the beat of the music: jumping, parodying a break, etc. Everyone expresses surprise, shaking their heads and twisting at the temple. After a short pause, the music is slightly reduced.
First high school student: (in the ear of a girlfriend, but loud for the audience) Wow, well, in general darkness, do you know him?
Second: Yes, this is Sidorov from our 10-B.
First: What is the matter with him? Does he always act like that?
Second: No, what are you, he’s a modest one with us, only today for the first time in 10 years he has received five in Russian!
"Gift of Santa Claus"
What to play New Year's scenes for high school students? Funny or classic, it's up to the students. Here is one of the scenarios of the New Year mini-performance.
Participants: two high school students, a boy and children.
Two girlfriends are sitting - high school students.
First: Count up, Ivanov bought me a fur coat for the New Year !
Second: What are you! Stunned, show me soon.
Goes backstage and returns in the costume of the Snow Maiden. Short fur coat made of fabric, fur on the bottom.
First: (laughs) Yeah, everything is clear, so he also bought a fur coat for himself ...
Ivanov comes in in a suit of Santa Claus: Well, Petrova, you need to work out a fur coat.
Little children in different costumes run in.
Ivanov sits down: Well, Snow Maiden, sing a song to the kids.
Petrova: (hesitating) A million, a million, a million, red roses ...
Ivanov: Oh, Snow Maiden, you’re a joker too. And now everyone is singing a song about the New Year, otherwise there will be no gifts.
Ivanov: Small, they take a steam bath in the bathhouse, and here I’ll arrange a poem exam for you here. The first one went.
Boy: Santa Claus, don’t worry, send presents and dump. I'll tell baht, he will pay so.
Second boy: Hey Ivanov in a beard, what other verses. Guys, go ahead.
Children pounce on Santa Claus, drop the Snow Maiden, take the bag.
Ivanov: (beard and hat pulled off) Well, Petrova! Another 10 matinees and we are free.
School scenes, funny for high school students or thoughtfully serious, are equally well accepted by the audience and make the performance colorful, vibrant and unforgettable.