This article will tell you how to play a colleague in the office with the least physical and moral losses for yourself. After all, an unsuccessful joke can provoke completely unpredictable consequences. Therefore, before playing a colleague in the office, you should review the many options for drawing in order to choose the most successful one.
Caution, joke!
Before you play a colleague in the office, you should carefully read the precautionary rules.
- You should not interrupt the work process for a long time, as well as disorient the work of the rest of the office team.
- Since playing a colleague in the office does not always work out correctly, it is likely that he might be offended and even take revenge afterwards. And it could be an even more evil joke than the one that played it.
- Do not make fun of people who do not have a sense of humor or it differs from the generally accepted in this team.
- It is not recommended to make fun of those who are higher up the career ladder, even if the difference between the “steps” is relatively small.
- Drawings for colleagues should be neutral, not concern the appearance, shortcomings, marital and financial situation of a particular person. Even cute habits, publicly ridiculed, can deeply hurt a person.
Please speak louder!
Before pranking colleagues, often a prankster must prepare something. For example, to print a plate with the following content: “From today, a new service is beginning to work in the office - voice control of electrical appliances.
- To turn on the kettle, just say the phrase "Make tea!"
- The coffee machine starts with the command: "I want a cup of coffee!"
- Before starting the microwave oven, you need to set the command: "Pot, cook!"
- To turn on the lighting in the room, you should say: “Let there be light!”. Commands should be given, pronouncing them clearly and as loudly as possible. ”
It should be posted on the door leading to the food room, after turning off the light there. Then it’s very fun for the joker to hear how gullible colleagues scream loudly in the eating room, giving commands to the devices.
Funny announcement of universal labialization
Since you can play a colleague in the office on April 1 in this way, you should not skimp on them. Cool ads should be posted on the information stand , where the whole team will see them. They can be of the following content.
“Today everyone urgently needs to undergo labialization. For confirmation confirming the passage, go to the office number ___ ". Indicate should be your office.
Labialization is a way of pronouncing sounds with lips extended forward - "duck". Therefore, those who come for help should be invited to say the phrase “April Fools - I Believe in No One!” As a test, stretching out my lips with a pipe.
Mass check of IQ and conceit
Considering how to play a colleague in the office on April 1, you can develop a special cool test. It could be something like this.
"FULL NAME. test subject ___
Age (full years) ___
Personal opinion about your IQ (number from 1 to 10) ___
The actual results of the IQ test are held in the office number ___
Specialist diagnosis ____
Test date ___
Signature___"
In the office of the “person responsible for the IQ test,” the joker offers the test subject his own cool test, which should result in a number below 5. Based on this, the “diagnosis” column indicates "high self-esteem."
And do not take someone else's!
This joke is less harmless than the previous one. But sometimes it’s so annoying to notice how the food reserves left in the general refrigerator are reduced! And since you can play colleagues with the benefit of a common cause, this option is proposed.
It is necessary to pre-prepare several dishes with a filling: cakes, pies or "nuts". The part should be with trivial "insides". But a few pieces need to be stuffed with pepper, herring or onions.
It is important in this way to choose a combination so that it is unexpected and as nasty as possible. For example, a pie with herring, a "nut" with raw onions, a sweet cake with a salty layer.
During lunch, you need to treat someone brought, but from the group “normal food”. You should do this with everyone, loudly praising the unique taste in order to attract the attention of a thief. But “cool” products need to be refrigerated.
However, there is no guarantee that a lover of profit from a stranger will be caught and betray himself. Most likely, he “eats” both food and offense on the sly, and the owner learns about his invasion only by reducing the number of “goodies”.
Necha blame the mirror, if the mug is crooked!
Since you can play a colleague at work using an ordinary mirror, it is worth telling more about this. The joker must come to the office earlier than the rest of the staff. It would not be difficult for him to stick a printed photograph of a monster on the mirror with soap. In the cinema, you can pick up a successful character.
Each employee approaching the mirror does not stare at his own reflection, but at the terrible face. The signature says that "there is nothing to blame for the mirrors," they say, who is to blame for the fact that your ears are green?
You can do this joke individually. To do this, you need to slightly change the function of your hand-held little mirror. Having pretended that a colleague has a spot on his forehead or cheek, he must be invited to wipe it. And at this moment it’s worth unobtrusively putting his “charged” mirror in his hand. A catch phrase that begins with the word "necha" can be pronounced, or you can replace it with words about the first of April.
"Box-Matryoshka"
A wonderful birthday draw for a colleague - a cool gift. It can be packaged in several boxes folded into one another. Before the birthday party starts the procedure of unpacking the offer, he can be warned that the box can be opened only after the execution of some number.
Thus, the hero of the occasion will be forced to sing a few songs and read a bunch of poems before he gets to the main gift.
"Greedy" gentleman
It is no secret that every girl dreams of getting married. Therefore, draws on March 8 for colleagues can be built precisely on this ladies' desire. Of course, it is only possible to play a joke on a very familiar employee, in which the joker is one hundred percent sure of the sense of humor and reaction.
During the working day, a messenger should come to the office with a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates. Prepared girlfriends begin to resent the fact that her lover is so fisted. It’s necessary to present such a trivial modest gift!
However, opening the package with sweets, the girl suddenly finds inside a box with a wedding ring. Everyone around freezes, and in the ensuing silence, the groom's voice suddenly sounds. It was he who went into the room and makes a beautiful, romantic proposal with everyone!
Blue screen of death
Before playing a colleague in the office after a vacation, you should work on his computer. After all, usually the equipment does not stand idle at a time when someone is resting. Therefore, changing the background image of the computer is easy enough.
The best option is to replace the usual wallpaper with a "blue screen of death." A colleague who comes from vacation needs to be informed that something happened to his computer and it has stopped functioning in the required mode. A frightening picture appears before the eyes of an upset specialist. Co-workers add fuel to the fire with assumptions that, most likely, it is not possible to recover lost data.
Why desktop shortcuts do not work?
This joke can also be suitable for drawing colleagues on a regular working day. Only besides the “blue screen of death” you can use a screenshot of the desktop. True, you should hide all the labels in a secluded place in advance so that they do not appear, and replace the screensaver with the screen of the old desktop. The employees will laugh at the unlucky messy who leaves his working tool unattended in the team, where everyone is able to play a trick on his colleague!
Some fun people go even further and turn over the screenshot before installing it on the desktop. It is easy to imagine the confusion of the owner of the computer, who sees everything in front of him "upside down"!
And call Ivan Kuzmich!
If the question arises, how to play a colleague in the office by phone, you can use the option of a collective joke. Implementing this joke will require a certain number of participants. It is they who, moving away from the office of the “victim” away, call the played colleague with a request to call the mythical Ivan Kuzmich to the phone.
After 5-7 calls, the poor co-worker is in a stage of hardly restrained anger. And then he was “finished off” by the last jokers' attack: a call from Ivan Kuzmich, who, introducing himself, politely wondered if anyone had called him on this number.
Call from a telephone exchange operator
Telephone jokes are the funniest. Today, calls from mobile operators are practiced. Indeed, it is funny enough when a pleasant female voice reports that a subscriber’s debt for a call to the operator’s support service was a tidy sum, for example, $ 50. Message options are possible, for example: "News from the operator: you have been transferred to the new" Stop chatting "tariff - per-second tariffication, every second is twice as much as the previous one!" Or: "Due to network congestion, you are transferred from Beeline to Megafon, the balance on your account is canceled!"
Wrong parking
Pretty cool call supposedly from an employee of the State traffic inspectorate of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia will make the day for almost every car owner. The text of the message may look something like this.
“Hello, Sergeant Poloverko is bothering you. Then your car was parked. Well, we drove into it a little bit. She stood there so unsuccessfully, wrongly. In short, we already kicked the wheels and hit the headlights, but you still don’t get out. They were cracked anyway. In short, we finished them off. And what? Do not put the car so sloppy that people can’t drive! In short, go to the parking lot, take your documents with you, money to pay a fine, well, don’t forget a thousand bribes. We'll figure out. In short, you may have to go to our office. Or immediately to a restaurant. Because we played you! Happy April, 1!"
Call from registry office
This joke is suitable for bachelors. It is also implemented using a phone call.
“Hello, you are being disturbed from the registry office. Then your girlfriend came with passports. She asks for a marriage by phone. Today, such a service is connected only with us! You are required after the start of the sound of the tune of Mendelssohn’s march only to press the number 1, which means consent. If you do not press the button, it will be tantamount to consent. You are given a minute to think. So, the time has come! ” And then, of course, the wedding march begins to sound.