We owe a lot to these people - builders - everything that you see is created by their hands. Builders, like representatives of most other professions, have their own holiday on the calendar, when it is customary to give them congratulations on Builder's Day. This day falls on the second Sunday of August.
August is the height of summer, many have holidays, and they have the most work. Summer days are getting shorter, the deadlines for the object are inexorably approaching. Probably, just in order to unwind and take a break from the drawings and plans, from pipes and fittings, from roofing material and linoleum, it is on these days that this wonderful holiday falls.
If you have familiar builders, then it is worthwhile to come up with special congratulations for them on Builder's Day. They can be in verse, slightly ironic, playful, but in any case - pleasant for a person and in no way offensive. For example, such a congratulation will appeal to every builder.
Plumbers and carpenters,
Electricians, high-altitude workers,
Plasterers and foremen -
Greatest scale
Buildings on Earth everywhere -
How many people work here!
We are in a hurry to congratulate everyone!
Congratulations to complete
Best wishes
And health; much laughter,
Joy, good luck;
Two-story summer house;
To rest abroad;
Worthy children to bring up;
Money - whole bags!
These are the poems.
Of course, congratulations on Builder's Day in prose are quite suitable, especially if they are intended for a large audience.
And be sure that after tender and tender words, after a good friendly joke, the bricks will be laid more evenly, the concrete will be easier to interfere, and even the wallpaper will better stick to the walls.
Many of us, especially when making repairs in old houses of the Khrushchev and post-Khrushchev era, often recall the builders of those times, uneven walls and curved openings, current roofs and dripping taps, with a bad word.
And if you think about it: maybe it's just from a lack of attention. After all, even the famous postman Pechkin used to say that "he was angry because he did not have a bicycle." What now prevents us once a year, on a beautiful summer day, from writing or saying congratulations on Builder's Day.
If you have ever been to a construction site or hired a team to make repairs, you probably heard and saw how these people masterfully communicate with each other, often using such turns of speech that you will not find anywhere else. Therefore, it is quite possible for a loved one to prepare funny congratulations on the Builder's Day - they will be able to appreciate your humor!
You must admit that a person who can determine the verticality and horizontalness of a surface by eye has an “eye like spirit level” - why not remind about this when preparing congratulations on Builder's Day?
And you can interestingly beat the word "builder". For example, come up with a fun miniature where the husband congratulates his spouse on this holiday. She wonders: “Why me? I, it seems, have nothing to do with construction ... "-" How can you not? You’ve only been doing your whole life that you have been building me forever! ”
And you can beat the similarity of the words “BUILD” and “BUILD” - however, such amographs (words with the same spelling, but different pronunciation) should be presented only to very close people who - you are sure of this! - Do not be offended. After all, the word "BUILD" since ancient times means "drink for three."
And the miniatures in which amateur artists act out just the skit when the hiring kindergarten hired a repair and construction team are rather fun to read. They were warned that in the presence of children one should not utter incorrect expressions. But after the brigade left, the children began to desperately curse! The director of the children's institution comes to the construction site and reprimands the brigade. To which the foreman shrugs in surprise: "No! We have never uttered indecent words! Ivanov dropped a molten tin behind my collar, so I told him then ... He said that, they say, Ivanov, it hurts me! And that’s all!"
So try to congratulate your dear and beloved builders sincerely, with a smile and warmth. And, perhaps, then our houses will stand longer, will not drip from the ceiling, Door and window frames will not crack, at our work it will be much warmer, clean water will always run through our pipes, and the next repair will be postponed significantly.