All over the world, people eagerly await the festive and magical New Year's Eve, because it is connected with the hope for the best in the coming year. During the general fun and happiness, the most gloomy skeptic wants to believe in the best. Therefore, good, even comic, predictions for the New Year can cheer up and give confidence that in the future everything will certainly be fine.
Welcome guests
New Year is an event that is celebrated by almost every person, regardless of nationality, religion, traditions, status and other differences. Some people organize parties, get together and celebrate with their friends, colleagues, family members, relatives and close friends. An element of surprise when meeting guests will add fun to the festive atmosphere. The basis will be the well-known game of forfeit. Short comic predictions for the New Year, decorated in the form of small cards, are pre-packed in a box or hat, and each guest draws his own. A great start to overall fun is guaranteed.
Surprise
We all love to laugh at funny jokes as this makes us a little happier. So why not share an extra moment of happiness with your loved ones? Guests can be treated to sweets with a surprise. Funky predictions and humorous wishes for the New Year in advance wrapped under the wrapper will definitely amuse those present. For example, such:
- It's time to make old mistakes in a new way. Hooray! Happy New Year!
- Every year, life gives us 365 days to find what its meaning is. Go ahead!
- This year, most likely, your New Year's wish will come true, especially what was made up at the beginning of last year. Holiday greetings!
- May the happiness that you receive this year be more than your weight ... Happy New Year!
- Flip a coin ... If the “eagle” falls out, then Good luck with you, if “tails” - then you are with Good luck. Happy New Year!
That the coming year?
We have known about the magic of the New Year’s Eve since childhood, in which we want to return so much even for a moment, to once again become imbued with an absolute faith in miracles and a good magician. Comic fortune telling and prediction for the New Year will help to remember the time when we believed in a fairy tale. Create a magical surroundings of candles and dim lights. And the person chosen for the role of the predictor will not be disturbed by the mantle and cap of the sorcerer. For fortune telling you will need a regular deck of cards, on the front side of which you should write comic predictions for the New Year in advance. The essence of magic is simple, the "sorcerer" sits with his back to those present, in front of him on the table are cards with predictions (shirt up). A person who wants to know the future silently approaches the “sorcerer” and pats him on the shoulder, who at his discretion draws a card and passes it to the fortuneteller. Predictions are read aloud after divination is over for everyone. Here are some of these comic New Year predictions.
- If nothing changes next year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
- New Year resembles a restart button. Use it correctly!
- Life will provide a second chance, which is called "Happy New Year."
- This year you will decide to remain true to yourself, unless, of course, the circumstances change.
- In the new year, Fortune will add you as a friend.
Comic predictions for the New Year for children
On this holiday, adults have the opportunity for their children not only to turn reality into a fairy tale, but also to make it instructive. Sweets and other sweets with predictions, of course, will please children, but they will be happy with gifts no less. After all, a present with a hint will bring not only pleasure, but also benefit. School children can prepare comic predictions for the New Year in the form of things that are useful for learning. Here is an example:
- A set of pencils or paints - hints that its owner will reveal his artistic talent.
- A set of rulers or a workshop - portends success in the exact sciences.
- A collection of children's poems - promises to awaken the gift of poetry.
- Globe - promises its owner success in geography and possible travels.
- The ball is a sporting achievement.
Santa Claus can also take on the role of a predictor, because he, as the most important magician of this holiday, is well aware of the New Year's wishes of the children. But parents need to prepare for such predictions well in advance. So that Santa Claus could fulfill the wish of the kids, first they must write him a letter.
Adults in the shower the same kids
Comic predictions for the New Year in the form of small gifts will delight the guests of the older generation no less than children. The main thing is that the hint is to your liking. Let's say one of the friends wants to buy a new car, which means that the toy car will be a pleasant prediction for him. Here are other examples:
- Sunscreen - portends a wonderful vacation at sea.
- A beautiful pen is climbing the corporate ladder.
- Money clip - financial success.
- The tourist catalog is an unforgettable trip.
- Fresh fruits - good health.
- If your girlfriend or colleague dreams of a new, slimmer figure, then a centimeter will come in handy for her to celebrate her progress towards her goal. However, such a surprise can be presented only to a person with a good sense of humor.
Biscuits
The idea, of course, is not new and will not surprise many. After all, fortune-telling cookies have long been used by Chinese restaurants. But on this festive night it is important not to be surprised, the main thing is to have fun from the heart. And comic notes with predictions for the New Year, which guests will find in cookies, will be very useful. Especially if the predictions will be similar to folk Chinese wisdom.
- This year, you skillfully disguise yourself as a responsible person.
- Your inferiority complex is not good enough. Try your best.
- An intelligent person needs either good manners or quick reflexes.
- The fate you seek is in another cookie.
- Look before you jump, or wear a parachute.
- Your case has been of no use. Try something else.
- Hard work will pay off in the future. For laziness you have to pay off yourself.
Predictions for the New Year in verses
A comic poem with a funny prophecy has a special magical power, because it is easy to remember and is able to make the New Year holiday more vivid.
- Expect without sorrow and crying, soon Luck is waiting for you.
- The next day you get a jar of jam.
- In the coming year, joy will come in the morning.
- Look forward with hope - and you will certainly be lucky.
- Next Sunday, luck awaits you.
- By next Saturday, expect success in your work.
- Do not be angry with bad weather, leave the house, perhaps happiness awaits around the corner.
- A pleasant trip to the sea awaits you soon.
- Do not worry, eat cookies, can cook deliciously - this is your new hobby.
- Be cheerful, always happy and will bypass trouble.
Work is no obstacle to the holiday
On duty, some people are forced to celebrate the New Year at work. However, this fact should not spoil the holiday, especially if you are in a positive mood. After all, you can always find a free minute for general fun and congratulations to colleagues on the New Year. And for the festive cup of tea, there will be quite useful cakes in which you can hide ridiculous and comic predictions for the New Year.
What will the stars say?
Funny and comic horoscopes cheer you up even on weekdays, and even more so at the festive table. You can always use the finished version of stellar prediction, but there is little chance that the guests have not heard it. Therefore, so that the surprise is not spoiled, it is better to show imagination. Bright and cheerful moments experienced together in the past year will help to make a comic horoscope.
Prediction Contests
Who, if not a gypsy, will predict better future events. To create the necessary atmosphere, the host of the festive evening will have to stock up on a gypsy costume, acting talent and a deck of cards. Gypsies do not wonder for nothing, therefore, for predicting, you will have to gilder a pen more precious. Only you need to pay, not with money, but with talent. Songs, dances and poems performed by those present will cause general fun.
The role of the predictor does not necessarily have to be performed by one person. All guests can feel themselves in this image. You will need clean sheets of paper and pencils for each of those present. The competition is good in that it can be held sitting at the festive table. The task is to write a funny prediction for your neighbor. The author of the most interesting and fun version is awarded a prize. Needless to say, everyone will exercise in wit. However, the most interesting awaits the contestants ahead. When the predictions are ready, it turns out that the "oracles" wrote them for themselves.