Any holiday will become a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the anniversary, it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Often, contests are held during the performance - they must be organically included in the plot. But the fairy tale on the anniversary, played out impromptu, is also appropriate.
The characters of "Tsokotuhi flies" in a new way
Often guests present funny fairy tales for the anniversary. A redone work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone from early childhood, is suitable for a woman. Familiar and even slightly bored stories presented from a different angle evoke genuine interest and contagious laughter from the audience. And “Fly-clatter” - this will be exactly that fairy tale on the anniversary that everyone will like without exception.
The following characters participate in the fairy tale remake here:
- A fly-clatter, a lady is pleasant in every way, sociable and hospitable.
- Grandma Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone.
- Dragonfly, slender elegant beauty, impregnable and proud, about which all men dream, but are afraid even to talk to her.
- The moth, a charming young man, secretly recognized as a sex symbol of the local spill.
- Flea number 1, a school friend of the Flies.
- Flea number 2, a colleague.
- Flea number 3, a neighbor in the stairwell.
- A mosquito hero, an outwardly plain-looking man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
- Spider, harmful and evil bailiff.
To make the presented fairy tale for the anniversary of the woman more funny, artists should be selected according to the principle: "The more it does not fit, the better." That is, women are suitable for male roles and vice versa. And if the main character, a lady who is pleasant in all respects, is performed by a man, this fact alone will cause a friendly laugh among the audience.
Stage costumes
Coming up with funny tales for the anniversary of a woman, it should be borne in mind that this part of the preparation for the miniature drawing is extremely important. Half the success of the performance depends on how creative the characters will look. Therefore, in order for the presented fairy tale on the anniversary of the woman to be funny and humorous, you need to choose the right stage costumes.
For example, Dragonfly. Does everyone agree that a charming middle-aged man with an upcoming or quite outstanding belly will play a charming slimmer? She must be in a dress with a deep neckline and in huge dark glasses. It is best to entrust the Bee to the young man by wrapping him in a shawl, putting on a long wide skirt and wearing glasses with a thick frame on his nose.
With special care, you should approach the manufacture of a Spider costume. He will need sleeves from old robes and a few pairs of gloves. The whole structure will need to be filled with padding polyester, pieces of foam rubber or cotton, wire frames can be inserted into the sleeve-paws.
“Fly-clatter” - the main character’s exit
The performance begins with the words of the host:
Funny tales for the anniversary
The guests were preparing - look, don't be shy!
Now the artists will tell us
About the fly and the sketch will be shown.
So this fly
(Not at all an old woman)
Once I walked down the street.
And on the road
Looking under your feet
Beauty found the money.
Without thinking for a long time
I forgot about duty -
To demolish what I found, and to give.
I just decided
What a bizarre thing would be
To invite guests to visit.
Since today it has become fashionable to play musical fairy tales, jokes for the anniversary, it is appropriate to beat the exit of the Tsokotuha Fly with a phonogram of Verka Serduchka about how she found the pie. The heroine should dance a little to this melody.
Flea Exits
A fairy tale on the anniversary of the woman continues to be demonstrated, and one by one the characters of the play being played enter the stage.
Leading:
The first flea came -
Soap brought to the fly.
Fly loudly, smiling at the top of his mouth:
- Come on in, godfather!
(Whispering) God didn’t give her a mind!
Who gives soap?
A fool oud!
Continues loudly:
- What a beauty you are!
I like your dress !!!
Leading:
Flea number two has come
She brought a cake to a fly.
Fly - loudly, still smiling charmingly:
- Come in, sit down soon,
I have an anniversary!
In a whisper of whisper to the side:
- I brought a cake, why?
He knows, I don’t eat it!
She’ll make everything herself ...
Look, your stomach is like a ball!
Loud and gentle:
- Ah, what kind of boots
Supermodel Fleas!
Leading:
Then flea three came -
Nothing brought.
A fly-clatter (speaks loudly and smiles sweetly):
- Hello, dear neighbor!
You come in handy like candy!
(In an evil whisper to the side):
- That got some food
For free ... (Loud) You can sit down
At the window. Not blowing?
(Whispering) Anyway, it won’t blow you away -
After all, how much has increased
Kilograms of fat - power!
Entering the scene Moth
Very often played fairy tales, jokes for the anniversary, where close people gather and no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. Here, too, the Moth appears on the stage, according to the presenter, "a charming young man, secretly recognized as a sex symbol of the local spill." However, his young girl portrays - this also hides the irony. And since today people more and more prefer musical fairy tales to the anniversary, it is appropriate to accompany Moth with a song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but it is better to take the melody from the famous hit. Such, for example, may be the song "Oh my God, what a man!"
The moth carries a huge bouquet of flowers and sings:
- Oh god, what a fly!
Beauty-clatter!
How do I want a daughter from you
And buckwheat honey barrel.
I also want a new "mercic" -
You are lovely, you are peach!
The moth falls on the knee in front of the birthday girl and hands her a bouquet. The fly is embarrassed and answers him in tone with the song to the motive "Chrysanthemums in the garden have bloomed for a long time":
- Ah, my knight, cowboy,
I give my heart ...
You are my dream, my hero!
All from passion I burn !!!
Exit Dragonflies and Grandma Bees
And then “a slender elegant beauty, impregnable and proud, of which all men dream, but are afraid to even talk” appears (according to the text of the presenter). In reality, the Dragonfly is performed by a mature man, if possible without any signs of harmony. Her exit is accompanied by a remake of the song “I'm ready to kiss the sand,” in which the pronoun “yours” is replaced by “mine”. She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.
The moth notices a new target for its spell, compares them both with a look, snatches a bouquet from the enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is already repeated for her.
I'm not a dumpster man ...
I want a car from you!
I want a cool car ,
Apartment and cottage!
The all-knowing Grandmother Bee enters the scene with an open knuckle in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram "Old Grannies" is playing. She, approaching Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines each with binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out a phone, photographs a fly and dials a number.
Fight between Spider and Mosquito
The spider goes on stage, loudly singing a song on the motive "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."
The bailiff service is dangerous and difficult
But then it’s immediately visible to everyone.
If someone here and there sometimes
Something won't pay
We, taking his throat with one hand,
Already in the pocket we shove the second hand,
Let him yell: "Enough!"
The spider notices the Fly, takes out the phone, compares it with the photograph, nods with satisfaction and heads for the Fly. Grandma Bee is glad, claps her hands, bows to the Spider and leaves.
Spider:
- Madame, we heard a rumor ...
You are listed as a sinner!
Here is the message: "Fly,
Nicknamed Tsokotuha,
Once I walked down the street.
And on the road
Looking under your feet
The citizen found that money.
Without thinking for a long time
I forgot about duty -
To demolish what I found, and to give.
I just decided
What a bizarre thing would be
Invite guests to visit. "
Well, was that?
Fly:
- Leave it alone!
Leave me alone, please God!
Spider:
- Yes, I'd love to,
But after all, treasure must be given to our treasury!
The spider grabs food from the table, thrusts it into his bag, which hangs on his side. The rings and bracelets removed from the Dragonfly’s hands, the guests’s gifts, then pushes Blochek from the chairs, folds them and also tries to take them with him. But then Komarik appears. Then you can play according to the tale of Chukovsky.
"Sleeping Beauty" - characters
Most often, remade fairy tales have tremendous success. For the anniversary of a young married man, in the family of which the computer and the Internet occupy not the last place, Sleeping Beauty is perfect. The plot can be based on the style of Pushkin. The very same tale, presented to the man on the anniversary, may well develop in its own unique way.
The host reads the text, and the artists appointed by him or volunteered from the guests perform the actions that are offered to them during the story. To make this fairy-tale scene funny for the anniversary played by the guests, it is recommended to give out roles in this order: a beautiful wife (a man aged), a business trip spouse (a young girl), a neighbor (a young man), a computer (a woman aged).
Preparatory stage before improvisation
Redesigned jubilee fairy tales play often today. And so that everything looks colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, fishing rod and fishing boots for the "business trip"; a scarf for tears 60 X 60 cm in size, on which is written about its purpose; a box with slots for the eyes, depicting a monitor, the keyboard cord should be suitable for it; a three-liter jar with the inscription "For salt".
"Sleeping Beauty" - the beginning
A fairy tale is a lie, but a hint in it -
Good fellow lesson:
Leaving - leave
But buddy, don’t forget
Call your little wife
Emoticons often walked,
Virtual confessions
Electronic messaging
And free gifts
In Odnoklassniki - without a brand
You can send it now
That is, to fulfill your duty.
Fairy Tale - Act One
The leading author reads the text from the author:
The husband and wife said goodbyeI went on a business trip,
A spouse alone
I sat down to wait. And at Comp
All eyes are already overlooked -
He is silent! Well, what's the matter ?!
And fell asleep dead sleep ...
Right there - for Comp.
Summer has already changed the blizzard -
Spouse sleeps soundly:
It can be seen by the virus
It was infected here.
From an Internet, he infused
In the body of a woman and glared
Right in the heart! Here is a neighbor
I knocked for her salt
He looked around and ... stayed.
He despised the Internet,
Because I didn’t know that soon
He will get a lot of grief
Through your ignorance.
The husband appeared ... "E-mine!" -
He cried out. Neighbor at a time
Crashed on the right - right in the eye!
He choked tea as much
He swayed, swayed
And he fell on a chair
A friendly encounter.
Sleeping Beauty - Act Two
The host continues to read the text, and the fairy tale scene presented for the anniversary is impromptuly played by the guests.
Husband rushed to his wife,
Even kissed. Attempts
All the benefits did not bring.
Sleeping wife. “Well, sleep,”
So he said. “Bad luck ...
How to be here? ” And the husband to the country
I drove away for thought.
Again, stupid committed!
Sleeping Beauty - Act Three
It should be clarified that playing fairy tales-impromptu for the anniversary is necessary with maximum irony. Therefore, inanimate objects with human traits and habits are usually the main characters in the plot. And since a fairy tale is presented on the anniversary of a man, then in the game of actors some frivolity and eroticism would be quite appropriate.
And the wife sleeps blissfully.
Comp next to her. No doubt
He was in sleep mode -
The husband forgot to turn off
This complex unit,
He was not happy with himself!
The incident happened here -
Comp suddenly turned on,
He looked around and ... fell in love!
If only a fool hadn’t fallen in love,
Our comp was not simpleton ...
Our Comp knew many tales,
Knew how modest bunks could be
Flattery impudently seduce,
And some - and slander.
And without losing a minute
Whispers to the lady: “My bunny!
I'm losing my mind! ”
Then the lady woke up
Sweetly stretched
Looked around slowly
And said, “Good
Nothing to say, mistress!
Someone calls me a bunny
Well, I'm just sitting
Yes, I look around?
My husband doesn’t say such a term -
I know his breed!
And the neighbor doesn’t need to -
He needs salt. ”
Suddenly I looked into the monitor -
Guess what the matter is!
"Well, my computer, say
Put everything on the shelves!
Where is my husband, answer me, wandered around
Where was he hiding from his wife? ”
Her Computer answered:
"He was there, where he is not
Now, and now in the country! ”
“Yes, my friend, this is bad luck.
He is far away, you are near -
Let’s sit closer! ”
"Sleeping Beauty" - the fourth, final action
Acting impromptu fairy tales-jokes for the anniversary, the actors should have an excellent sense of humor, because you need to be able to cheer the whole company with the help of facial expressions and gestures. Therefore, in this place, the leader should take a short pause, allowing the artists to show a picture of flirting Computer and Spouse. The absurdity of the situation itself is ironic enough, and if the actors have a good sense of humor, this scene can turn out to be super-funny.
The wife sang a soul.
But ... the door creaked quietly,
And the husband came in here! Let everyone
Remember what suddenly once
Anything can happen -
And the wife can fall in love.
Not always your enemy is a neighbor
And sometimes the Internet!
We wish the hero of the day:
To live friendly with my wife for a couple,
Be healthy for many years
Do not interfere with the Internet
Their friendship, love, fellowship ...
Oh sorry message
They sent me "for soap"!
Goodbye! (Here the leader addresses the artists) Galloped?