New Year! What a magical phrase, how many secret desires And hopes for the future it hides in itself. How I want to make the meeting of the coming year unforgettable. It’s not without reason that they say: “As you celebrate the New Year, you will spend it.” Let's try to make this meeting fun, fiery and unique!
A Christmas tree has already been dressed up, spring cleaning has been done , salads have been cut and the champagne has cooled in a bucket. The owners, beautiful and smart, are waiting for their guests. It seems that everything is provided for cloudless fun, but alas, we forgot about what will help to fill our house with laughter and fun. Funny New Year's greetings - this is what we all want to hear today and to present to our friends and relatives ourselves. Connect your imagination, sense of humor, intellect and you will succeed.
Best of all, when a funny New Year's greetings is composed by one of the hosts or guests, since who else may know any nuances or character traits of those present. Feel free to hint at the features of the behavior or character of those present, beat all kinds of situations and cases from the life of your friends. Do not worry about rhyme if it seems to you not entirely successful. It doesn’t matter! The main thing is that New Year’s cool greetings should be really “funny” and fun. You are not Zhvanetsky or Arkanov, so you should not be equal to them. Nevertheless, do not forget about the sense of tact: cynicism and insults are inappropriate at the New Year's table, where friends, relatives or colleagues gathered.
If the poetic muse has left you, do not despair, funny New Year's greetings can also sound in prose. Try not to be long, because people came to have fun and relax, and not listen to reports. You can use the existing blanks for congratulations, which are now published in large numbers.
Alternatively, consider the following example of a New Year's joke. Fold all the little things in advance in a dark bag: a toothpick, deodorant, condom packaging, etc. Invite one of the guests to describe the item placed in the bag as a New Year's gift for a loved one, boss or child, blindfold the guest beforehand. Those present see the subject that is being narrated and ask questions related to it. The narrator must not guess what is at stake. Homeric laughter, we guarantee you.
You can also blindfold a guest and invite all the ladies present (and not only) to kiss him, and he must guess who kissed him. Guests will love it! Nevertheless, it is unlikely that you will find better and more interesting than your congratulations, composed and invented by you personally. Beautiful New Year greetings - this is your invention and wit, in return you will receive an indelible impression of the New Year.
If you or your relatives are not deprived of singing talents, then you can freely perform funny couplets and songs. The musical style in this case does not play a special role, go for it! We are sure that your talents will be appreciated. It may happen that over time in your person the country recognizes a great comedian. Cool New Year's wishes can be the result of impromptu. Very often they are much funnier than those prepared in advance, just keep in mind that inspiration may not decrease. It’s better to prepare yourself and not worry about this, as you will have less chance of banging your face in the mud.
Do not forget about the small souvenirs for the guests that you prepared for them with love. Let your cool New Year wishes be closely connected with these gifts. Try to beat them in poetic form, be sure to associate with the holiday. Write wishes on beautiful New Year's cards, because you want your “pearls” to be preserved for history, and friends and relatives will keep the memory of this New Year’s meeting for a long time. We also want to give you beautiful New Year greetings and wish:
New Year's Eve
And to joke and have fun,
And of course not to get drunk
Head, so as not to hurt
And the body was healthy.
Happiness, peace and goodness,
And family warmth!
Be lucky and cheerful, do not forget about your loved ones and invariably share the warmth that is so necessary for everyone around you.